Now I know it’s not fair to lump and entire country into one category, but it’s so much easier to do so when logging a complaint so here I go 
I have found a new reason to hate Canada by working at my new job. I process rebates from places all over the world from stores like Best Buy, CompUSA, etc… I processed about 120 pieces of mail from Canada the other night and it was so fucked up I about lost my mind. This mail was for some HP sweepstakes and it only required the person to fill out a 3×5 index card with their mailing address and answer 3 questions about HP. You must be thinking that nobody on this planet could make this difficult. Well I now present you with Canadian shithole penmanship.
The first five pieces of mail were so difficult to read that I thought maybe a few people were drunk when they filled them out. After reading the entire batch I now know that the entire country must be drunk or mildly retarded! Some people put their street addy as: “No. 5” or “52345jkjdso W #124-34uIolPPdr” and that would be it! What the fuck, this cannot be for real. Sometimes they would fill in their email such as “jck_lapeius-65alt@shaw.rr.ca.fjewaofejjs.duh” or they would leave it blank and then check the box that stated they would like to receive promotional email from HP. Have you ever seen a Canadian zip code? If you have not you would think it was a fucking license plate! They use a mix of letters and numbers like A0G 1O2. Of course they would not let you know if “0″ was a zero or the letter “O” For the phone number they would leave out the area code. Do these pussies think that everyone knows the zip code for Richmond, Quebec? And by the way, QUIT STEALING OUR FUCKING CITY NAMES!!
After reading all of this mail it is apparent to me that they do not teach penmanship in Canada. I guess they can’t afford to when California has a larger GNP then their entire country and they have all of those stupid social programs for bums and freeloaders. Yeah free health care sounds like a good idea, but not when you are put in a queue of 2,563 people just to get aspirin or some basic shit like that.
#1 by veggiedude on February 6th, 2005
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“QUIT STEALING OUR FUCKING CITY NAMES!!”
Both Canada and the US were colonies of Britain, so they are bound to steal names from the motherland.
#2 by Michael_the_Archangel on February 8th, 2005
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OMG – LOL, had me giggling silly, even my daughter came in to see what had tickled daddy’s fancy. Had to clean it up as I read it to her, but she too giggled. Funny stuff, really funny stuff.
#3 by Kevin on June 27th, 2005
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It’s not so much that I have a problem with the country or the people. Their government is the problem. Bunch of socialist nutjobs they are. Commiewood should move there. They’ll fit in perfectly, and they won’t bother us anymore.
#4 by Array on July 22nd, 2005
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you’re a loser. Who cares if there are letters and numbers in the zip code.
#5 by Array on August 6th, 2005
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I can’t stop laughing! This shit is SO FUNNY!! I’m forwarding this to my conservative friends.
#6 by ZeroStar on August 27th, 2005
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Thanks jimmycrackcorn… and I don’t care… jk… forward my “argue proof” blog to all of your stupid liberal friends too. Thanks for reading. Its comments like yours that keep me posting.
#7 by Array on September 3rd, 2005
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as regards the name stealing…
i live in scotland, and consider that you have stolen all of our names. i.e. york- NY,
richmond is also an area of london, by the way.
so hands off our names.
#8 by Array on October 15th, 2005
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I know all too well about the ills of socialism. My father fled from Poland when he was 18 years old to come to the United States to escape the Soviet occupation of his country, and make a better life for himself here.
Poland had “free” healthcare. “Overcrowded hospitals; doctors and nurses who were woefully underpaid, so they accepted “presents” from their patients. Operations by a well known surgeon usually required a sizable gift in cash. People were dying for lack of foreign medications, which the government had ceased importing to save foreign currency – but did buy for government clinics used by higher party functionaries, also loyal academicians, artists and scientists. Ordinary people had to lie in crowded hospital rooms and even in corridors, while the elite enjoyed private rooms, good food, and a high standard of medical care.”
#9 by Proud Canadian on February 20th, 2006
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Well, it’s good to see the accepting manner of our American “friends”
#10 by Gabriel on May 30th, 2007
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nah, we wouldnt pick on you if we didnt like you LOL. you have good beer up there.