So I am at my friend’s apartment last weekend drinking beer, playing games and shooting the breeze. After a few beers some smart ass always has to say some stupid anti Bush remark. They are always comical and provide me with many laughs but they also piss me off. These dicks blame Bush for EVERYTHING and ANYTHING knowing that 90% of the people there are as stupid as they are when it comes to politics and they will get cheap applause. They blame Bush for the rise in gas prices and bitch about it, even though none of them have cars. One guy blames Bush for his mom losing her job, somehow. Another one is gay and probably thinks that Bush is working on legislation to lock him away in Alaska. Understand that I would not put it past these guys to blame Bush for the Houston Astros losing the World Series or for one of them not getting a raise at their job. They are fucking nuts when it comes to politics.
Example: One of these guys that we will call “Ben” wanted to show me this flash video that claims that the flight that crashed into the pentagon was not a flight at all but a missile launched by the government. I rolled my eyes and said what the fuck, why not. Now as I am watching this video I can’t help but notice the music track playing in the video, it’s “This is the new shit” by Marilyn Manson! Don’t get me wrong I love Manson’s music and I have all of his CD’s and one of his tour DVD’s. But if I was putting together a project that made a bold charge like this one, I think I would opt out on putting Manson on the audio portion. I don’t know I just think it might make people take my idea more seriously. I laughed at the rest of this video but I did rock out to the music 
Where was this video you may ask? It was not on cnn.com, foxnews.com, abcnews.com or any other major site. It was on some smuchks shit site. If you do a Google search for “conspiracy theory stupid fucking 9/11 pentagon missile video” you will probably find it. Also I must inform you that Ben also believes that civilians are not allowed to live in Washington D.C.
Example: Another guy that we will call “Josh” has this stupid fucking cartoon on the back of his laptop that use the names of oil companies to say that we went to war for oil. This guy is the ultimate fuckup because he seems fairly intelligent and well versed but unfortunately he is deep in the world of conspiracy. He is the type of guy that will tell you that the sky is brown when you can clearly see that its not. He does not care when you tell him that Saddam violated 17 U.N. resolutions, gave aid to the injured Al-Zarqawi, was a mass murderer, etc. Josh fails to understand that just because WMD’s were not found does not mean that they never existed. Saddam had a month before we invaded to get rid of the evidence and Iraq is not exactly the size of Rhode Island. He always says shit like, “Halliburton, Halliburton, shit man, blah fuckin blah” He does not even know what they do; he just knows that he hates them. Sometimes I can almost see the actual shit flow from his mouth. Who gives a flying fuck about Cheney, Bush and Halliburton involvement? Seems to me that Halliburton provides a specialized service that is needed in Iraq and they are the best at what they do. If you were building a new house and the ability to pick the best or worst company to do the job, which one would you choose? I thought so. Josh then says that Bush manipulated intelligence before the war. He doesn’t care that the Warren, 9/11 commissions and a bipartisan Senate investigation found no evidence of political pressure to change the intelligence community’s judgments related to Iraq’s weapons programs. Josh still doesn’t care because he hates Bush blindly and knows he is a dirty liar, he just can’t prove it. I could go on and on about this moron but I think you get the drift.
You ever notice that these liberal fuckers are always quick to say that the war is going bad and it’s all a quagmire but they never have alternate solutions to the war. It’s easy to bitch and complain but it’s another thing to say how you would do it differently. BTW, “Bring our military home now is not a realistic idea and you know it.”
#1 by Array on November 19th, 2005
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meow
#2 by Array on November 22nd, 2005
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Funny and interesting. Sadly, there are no redeeming qualities of conservatism, but your humor puts a better light on the situation. Maybe I can see why some conservatives have been socialized to believe what is in fact incorrect. But I do applaud you for your openess.
#3 by David Drake on November 28th, 2005
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Anonymous commentors are usually scared, little, wet-their-pants libs. It’s fun to ridicule their tiny, little minds, isn’t it?
#4 by Array on November 29th, 2005
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trust me, its actually fear of association…
#5 by Array on December 1st, 2005
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I highly applaud the statements made in your Blog commrade and I mother fucking solute you. Its those scum bag mother fuckers that call themselves “Liberals” that are the fucking downfall of whats left of our beautiful nation. How many “Liberals” helped out during 9/11 any way? Lets see…NONE! 130,000 people aren’t in a fucking litter box over seas for there own pleasure. The US is now a globe-bestriding colossus, economically, militarily, culturally, technologically, politically, you name it. There is no disputing that we conservatives are number one, second to none, and boy does that feel good. To conclude this I would like to say that I am very patriotic, like most real Americans unlike you cock sucking liberals (no pun intended), and would fight to the death to keep that flag waving. That is the reason America is the imperial power of the world. We are such a strong and connected people that we will die rather then salute any liberal faggot or cunt dyke’s rainbow striped flag. GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH MOTHER FUCKERS!
#6 by Jase on December 2nd, 2005
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I guess only libs have “the facts” which would explain why so many of these claims (9/11 was planned by the government & so on…) are backed up by solid proof.
If you dont like the way your country is run, either piss off or get over it.
#7 by veggiedude on December 15th, 2005
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George Bush is a very liberal president and a traitor to conservative values. Those are words from Michael Savage. You used to mention him. I guess you don’t like him now, when he says Bush is a wimp.
#8 by veggiedude on December 15th, 2005
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“Anonymous commentors are usually scared, little, wet-their-pants libs. It’s fun to ridicule their tiny, little minds, isn’t it?”
Actually, the very brave conservative author of this site is just as anonymous. He goes by ‘zerostar’ and all we know about him is he lives in Arizona. Not even a picture of himself.
#9 by ZeroStar on December 17th, 2005
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Hey veg when have I ever talk about Michael Savage? How about never you moron! Search every word I have ever written and you will find no mention of him. I hate Mikey Savage, he is too extreme, just like you!
#10 by Tony Martin on February 11th, 2006
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You use to employ his motto on the top of your blog. Maybe you were hoping no one would notice the plagurization. Also, many of your ideas were taken from his show – I could easily see that. Any way, today maybe you have developed your own ideas, either that, or you are listening to someone else on the radio (because he flames Bush all the time?).
“these liberal fuckers are always quick to say that the war is going bad and it’s all a quagmire but they never have alternate solutions to the war”
The solution, as was stated during the John Kerry campaign, was to defend America with real homeland security. That means putting security at every chemical, nuclear and WMD plant in the USA – right now they are easy targets. He also proposed to fortify the ports and the border. Arming every airliner with anti-shoulder to air missiles (a million dollars per plane) would also be a good start.
#11 by ZeroStar on March 4th, 2006
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I used to employ his motto? I must confess I have never actually listened to Mike Savage, I have only heard about him from other people. How can I plagiarize someone I have never heard before? Also how could I have taken his ideas? Isn’t it possible for two people who know nothing about each other to have the same ideas?
Are you joking about the security at nuclear plants? I used to live in Chattanooga, TN near a nuclear plant that my dad worked at. The security there before 9/11 was like a fuckin military base and now it’s even crazier. What in the “F” are you talking about?