Durr! I hate my country! Durr!

I was watching some of those crazy conspiracy theory movies about 9/11 over the weekend and it made me wonder. This one movie claimed that the planes that hit the WTC had missiles on the bottom of them that fired just before impact. This same movie also said that the plane that hit the Pentagon was an unmanned military aircraft loaded with explosives. Are we to believe that these crazy conspiracy people became experts overnight in the field of passenger jets loaded with jet fuel that crash into buildings? In order to explain this, the movie presented these incredibly complicated theories that would have involved a super genius level of planning. Now how in the world can they say this stuff when they also claim that George Bush is a complete moron? You can’t have it both ways dicks! Even that “fake news” program, The Daily Show does not go that far. But it comes close.

Blah blah blah Bush is stoopid blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Ahhh, The Daily Show. Some people say that it is the only real news on TV. I will never understand how people can possibly believe that, especially that way the show is pitched just before it comes on. Comedy Central Announcer: “Coming up next its news that way it was meant to be … fake! The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart is next!”

Even if they tried to say it was not a fake news show it would be stupid because Jon Stewart is not a news man, he is a fucking comedian!! Holy shit man, do you expect him to give hard news analysis on his fake news show? A comedian’s job is to make people laugh, period. He doesn’t even have to work hard because he is preaching to the choir. I bet this is how a typical exchange goes down when you try to get tickets…. Daily Show: Okay sir I see that you need two tickets for our show. DS: Now we just have to ask you one survey question. Customer: Okay, shoot. DS: Do you think that George Bush is a big dunderhead? Customer: Well not really, I like to keep an open mind about things and give people a fair shake. DS: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS LINE SIR!! DS: Obviously you have never watched this show, as we don’t care about being fair. Now the other side of the coin. Daily Show: Do you think that George Bush is a big dunderhead? Stupid Customer: I can’t hear you, let me turn down this Greenday song. SC: Uh, duh yeah he is dumb and stuff. That’s what all my high school friends think so that’s what I think too. DS: Excellent sir, your tickets are confirmed. SC: BTW, isn’t it true that the Big Mac went up $0.20 because of George Bush? DS: Probably sir, everything is his fault no matter what. DS: You sound like a very intelligent person, would you like to meet Jon Stewart backstage? SC: Fuck yeah dude, Rawk!!!

I am going to go out on a limb and assume that if you think The Daily Show is a real news show, you are a lost cause.

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